What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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