This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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