So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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