4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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