Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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