she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize