So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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