Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
