So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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