I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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