don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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