the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I need you to use more vowels.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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