i just google imaged poop.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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