They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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