32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
we should paint friendship bongs
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
