week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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