That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I bet he comes in French.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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