Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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