But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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