It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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