I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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