dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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