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i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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