either way he was missing a nipple.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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