I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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