She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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