I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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