and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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