I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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