i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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