i just google imaged poop.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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