Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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