Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
