you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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