are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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