your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You are a genius and a whore.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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