i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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