if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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