two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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