If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Terrible idea I love it
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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