what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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