I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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