I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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