This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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