I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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