he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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