I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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