just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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