i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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