k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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