Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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