Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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