Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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